Hi I'm Freed!
Fred. Freddie. Fred Rose. Fredo. Ann.
the girl who has a short attention span, scared of heights and lizards, who always wear that smile, and is given a natural curly locks
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Photoset reblogged from Bake me a cake.
t e nn i n e d i r e c t o r s a n d t h e i r m u s e s
i know, i could have chosen different ‘couples’ and i don’t even know if the word ‘muse’ is appropraite… yeah, it’s very subjective :)Joe Wright and Keira Knightley (3 movies) | Martin Scorsese and Robert De Niro (9 movies) | David Fincher and Brad Pitt (3 movies) | Billy Wilder and Jack Lemmon (7 movies) | Quentin Tarantino and Uma Thruman (3 movies) | Akira Kurosawa and Toshiro Mifune (16 movies) | Tim Burton and Johnny Depp (8 movies) | Alfred Hitchcock and Grace Kelly (3 movies) | Francois Truffaut and Jean Pierre Leaud (7 movies) | Frank Capra and James Stewart (3 movies) | Martin Scorsese and Leonardo Dicaprio (4 movies) | Sydney Pollack and Robert Redford (7 movies)
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- Judge: There are 50 bricks on plane, drop 1 outside how many bricks are left?
- Contestant: Easy, 49.
- Judge: Next Question: What are the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
- Contestant: 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the elephant inside 3. Close the fridge
- Judge: What are the 4 steps to put a deer inside the fridge?
- Contestant: 1. Open the fridge 2. Get the elephant out 3. Put the deer inside 4. Close the fridge
- Judge: Excellent, Next question. Its the Lion Kings bday & all the animals are there except for one, why is that?
- Contestant: Because the deer is still inside the fridge
- Judge: Fantastic! Next one. How can an old lady cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
- Contestant: She just cross it normally, because the crocodiles are at the Lion Kings party
- Judge: Congratulations! This is the last question. In the end the old lady still died, Why is that?
- Contestant: Err ... I guess she drowned?
- Judge: Nope, Sorry. She died because she was hit by a brick
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Photo reblogged from Bake me a cake.
YOU HAVE 4 SHOTS. make them count
kailangan mo ng presence of mind at presence of face sa photobooth. smile, tuck in your tummy and think 3 poses ahead para hindi ka mukang 2x2 picture sa pinakamalapit na xeroxan
pose 1: one calorie smile. instead of saying “cheese”, say “unli-rice” for that half-smile
pose 2: smile with sound. lagyan ng sound ang smile and say “AHA-HA-HA” out loud. ang peg ay pang chickenjoy billboard
pose 3: pucha may camera pala, pero ok lang pogi naman ako-serious. kunyari di ka pa ready, inaayos mo pa ang suit, tie, sleeves, glasses, nag iisip ka pa ng pogi things to do. pero sanay kang ma picture-an. afterall, pogi ka, at ang mga pogi, camera magnet.
pose 4: “wacky”. ginagawa ko jan yung “oh-shit may ginawa nanaman akong kabobohan look”. di ka dapat takot magmukang tanga. itodo mo kasi ang half baked mukang tanga, is 100 percent mukang tanga. gets?
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Quote reblogged from smoke&mirrorsAs time goes on, you’ll understand. What lasts, lasts; what doesn’t, doesn’t. Time solves most things. And what time can’t solve, you have to solve yourself.Haruki Murakami (via byebyekissthesky)
